Sunday, 16 June 2013

G8? 'FARRAGO' SAYS JUDGE



District Judge Barney McElholm, sitting at Derry Magistrates Court in Derry Londonderry (54 degrees North, 7 degrees West), in the trial of a man facing a number of drugs charges committed in May and August 2012, said he could not commit to a bail application on Monday because he was

involved in this other farrago.

farrago noun (farragos or farragoes) a confused mixture; a hotchpotch. 

Etymology: 17c: Latin, meaning 'mixed fodder'. 
The Chambers Dictionary; 12th Edition; 2011

The farrago he referred to is the G8 Summit, set for a golf resort in County Fermanagh, near Enniskillen (54 degrees North, 7 degrees West) on Monday and following days.

People in Enniskillen today -

Bloomsday! What would James Joyce make of the Judge's farrago? -


- for the Ulster Senior Gaelic Football Championship Quarter Final between Cavan and Fermanagh will find their travel plans disrupted by what the District Judge referred to as

a travelling Eurovision song contest, which has completely disrupted the criminal justice system in Northern Ireland.

Football fans sent on long detours, airport security heightened; schools closed, public examinations disrupted; farmers asked not to spread slurry because of the smell; a temporary morgue put in place; police officers and equipment flown in from Britain; temporary holding cells, the criminal justice system disrupted; business compromised, working patterns changed: no wonder the Judge, like many other people, wonders about the benefits of having the meeting in Fermanagh.

If it means

Putting everything else on the back burner. I hope its worth it.

As well as the content and networking involved in such a meeting, the fact of the meeting itself is a symbolic representation of the current social order. It is a manifestation of power on the ground. The intense, almost hysterical, preparations for the event indicate how out of kilter the social (dis) order is.

Aerial photographs of the venue for the G8 summit, a cluster of buildings on lawns beside a lake, situate it anywhere north of Spain in Europe and anywhere along a whole stretch of the North American coast. The photographs do not scream 'Fermanagh'.

The Judge reckons

It would be better held in the middle of the desert somewhere for all the good it does anybody.

One location for future meetings could be anywhere east of Nyala (12 degrees North, 24 degrees East), near the border between Sudan and Chad, in any of the refugee camps located in that region. The refugees probably have enough to deal with, without the Judge's farrago showing up, disrupting everything and leaving a mess behind.

Like a gang of rowdy teenage boys and their hangers-on, taking over a beach on a sunny day, bothering everybody else with their noise and their ostentatious, inflated language, before leaving stacks of cans, pizza boxes, bottles and other garbage behind, when they speed off in their souped-up vehicles.

Video-conferencing anybody?

Come on Fermanagh!



The Derry Journal: newspaper; Derry; 14th June 2013
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