Wednesday, 10 June 2020

MOVING STATUES TODAY


In the summer of 1985 statues moved in Ireland. The statue of Mary, the virgin mother of Jesus, in a grotto at Ballinspittle on the road between Cork and Kinsale, became the most renowned. Crowds flocked to the scene to express their devotion. 
Various learned opinions described the occurrences as optical illusions, a consequence of existential angst or the outworking of childhood traumas amplified by religious piety. The experts said they were grounded in human and material causes. The Roman Catholic Church authorities were reticent and sceptical. One Bishop took the illusion line. No religious authority endorsed them.
When statues move, authorities become uncomfortable.
Statues are moving again. Not statues of virgin mothers, but of wealthy merchants, traders, benefactors, governors and military generals. They are not moving spontaneously – perhaps only religious ones can manage that feat – but with the agency of local people or local authorities in places like the southern states of the USA and the English cities of Bristol and London. These statues are being moved because of anger at the slave trade and its legacies. They are moved by informal efforts of citizens or by formal efforts of city councils and other bodies in power.
The legacies of the human slave trade persist long after manifestations of the trade cease. The principal legacy is the human slave trade thriving today, in overt forms such as sex-worker trafficking or in the de-facto indentured labour of construction workers building stadia for the FIFA World Cup in Qatar. Other legacies are institutional and inter-personal discriminations against Black and other people of colour in the world and the virulent racism that underpin them. 
The current impetus that has set the statues moving arises from the horror of the murder of George Floyd by a police officer who choked him by kneeling on his neck for nine minutes, while other police officers ignored Mr. Floyd’s appeals to be allowed to breathe, all in the full glare of mobile phone camera coverage, which circulated globally following his death. 
Efforts to formally move the statues occurred long before George Floyd’s murder, but were not successful. The informal efforts that occurred recently arise from the anger that his murder uncovered, anger that has been held within by Black and many other people. Repressed anger is a legacy of the direct and indirect violences of human slavery and racism. Such violences always lead to expressions of anger, some of which may themselves be directly violent. That such violence occurs ought to surprise no one. 
And so the story of these occurrences and the debates that follow them spread in the public and media spheres. 
In the 1948 film, The Miracle of the Bells, the story of another moving statue, this time in an immigrant community of coal miners in the USA, is told by Hollywood stars Frank Sinatra, as the priest and Fred MacMurray, as a film company press agent. A statue moves and draws hard-pressed miners and their families to religious devotions. Though it emerges that earthly and economic causes moved the statue, how that story is told, is critically important. 
The press agent has a telling lesson for the adamant priest. 
God doesn't need a press agent.
I'm not so sure, once upon a time if I remember rightly, he had 12 very good press agents. Top men. 
My my, I never thought of the apostles as press agents. 
Well, what else were they? They sold the biggest story that ever happened to the whole world and without the benefit of newspapers and radio. Terrific job.
Both characters, the priest and the press agent, are story-makers. The priest operates in the religious and spiritual world. The press agent plies a trade in material and commercial concerns. Their voices and those of many other interests and forces are present in the stories and debates that range across the world today. Legacy matters are always current affairs, not least in regards to racism. They demand current attention and story making. 
Tossing a statue into a harbour is one story. Using a local council hoist to remove a statue is another. The first is perhaps a necessary spark to illuminate the need for the latter and to ignite the action to bring it about. 
Attempts to story these statues as educational or historic are vain. They are in the here and now and their purpose is glorification. The phrase ‘on a pedestal’ is telling. Which statues are moved is a matter of political and social choice, best served by a form of consensus not readily achieved in racist and colonialist instances. Wider and deeper stories need to made, well beyond statues, from the legacies of racist and colonial histories, which run from the past right up to the present day. White privilege is not a story of the past. It is a story of the present.
Not all statues are vulnerable to movement. There is a statue of the nurse Mary Seacole, a Black woman, outside a London hospital. It is stable. It is not on a pedestal, but on a modest platform, that maintains a human scale.
Will the story of the service of nurses, cleaners, porters, care-workers, doctors and other health and social welfare workers be told by statues at the end of the current pandemic? Or by medals, honours or scholarships? Or will it be a story of fair pay, fair treatment, decent working conditions, respect and equality? A fitting legacy. No vain glory. No pedestal. Simply respect and justice. 


Statue of Mary Seacole:
The Miracle of the Bells (film, 1948):


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Monday, 8 June 2020

VIRUS-TIME SHORT TALKS NO. 10: NEW NORMAL


No. 10 New Normal      broadcast 8.6.2020     THE LAST ONE

I bought a crystal ball. I reckoned I needed one, to see into the future, what with all the changes coming in the lockdown. Now, I was surprised to get one, because all I’ve been hearing was that there was no crystal ball to tell how this thing will go in the future. I followed my own instinct, as one of our most senior advisors told us to do after all his cummings and goings and stared into my crystal ball. 
It was a bit cloudy, as there have been numerous calls from retailers and hoteliers and barbers and many others for clarity. At least now you can get your dog groomed and there’s a few shaggy dogs coming and going on our street and not all of them on four legs. 
Suddenly a shot rang out and my crystal ball shattered on the table. I saw a silver bullet, nestling under the tea cosy. That surprised me, because like the crystal ball, I’d heard that there was no silver bullet for the virus or the lockdown. But there it was. It’s on the mantlepiece now, next to the photos of the grand weans.
I have no idea where it came from. Certainly not from our twin eagles Foster and O’Neill, aided by their trusty, lugubrious Swann, our health minister and his valiant public health mallardJerrythe numbers Waldron, all of whom are flying well.
After I swept up the shards of the crystal ball, I wondered where to go from here. I’m knackered following the science and I haven’t caught it yet. The science or the virus. So I’ll keep following it, the science, even though we’re easing out of lockdown. Lockdown is like dog foul on our street. Easy enough to get into, but messy to get out of. (Sfx. dog bark)
Except, we’re all in it together, as I’ve been told for weeks now. I’m not so sure. It’s like we’re all at sea, only we’re not all swimming, we’re in different boats. (sfx. ship’s horn) I see private yachts and great cruisers on their way to isolated islands. I see dainty dinghies barely seaworthy. And I see crowded rowing boats, jammed full of people and not an oar among them. Same sea? Maybe. Different boats? Definitely.
Me and the people on my street are in the public sea. Certain politicians and commentators, say things like ‘the public wants reassurance, they want clarity’, which tells me that those people don’t see themselves in the public sea, like me and you.
Enough of this rambling. I’ve had ten good weeks of it and listeners must be deeved. This is my last ramble. I’ll away and wash me hands and sing happy birthday twice. I did that for three weeks solid at the start, then I realised I could wash the rest to me, so I had a shower. And after that I’ll make some cherry scones. This member of the public needs flour and baking soda. And buttermilk. And cherries. We’ll all need cherries in the new normal. I’ll be glad of them.

Thanks to Colum Arbuckle for sound production throughout the series. THE LAST ONE!
Broadcast on BBC Foyle, The Breakfast Show, 8.6.2020 
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Monday, 1 June 2020

VIRUS-TIME SHORT TALKS No. 9: Numbers


No. 9: Numbers 

I met a neighbour – he’s about the same age as me - on my early morning tramp around our estate and we agreed about two things. We’re both scunnered with the comings and goings at Westminster and we’re both missing our grand weans.
One of our wee men had a birthday last week. His Ma and Da invited us to a zoom party. We dressed up and had a cake with four candles in our own house. It was a hoot, tinged with sadness. The birthday boy didn’t spend much time on-screen. He was in full Fireman Sam mode and the party was really in Pontypandy. He could be heard, off, rescuing an angler from the rocks when the tide came in, saving a cat off a roof and putting out a blaze at a barn. (Sfx – nee-naw; fire-engine). 
When I asked what age he was he said he was a square number. Four. That fired me up. The next day, I got the bag of spuds and put out a line of two, then another line of two underneath and right enough, that made a square. When I put out another line of two it was a rectangle. 6 is not a square number. It’s rectangle number. I said to myself: that wee lad’s on to something here. Einstein and Hawkins better watch out. My neighbour thinks the same. Every grandpa things their grandweans are brilliant.
There weren’t enough spuds, so I drew dots on paper, pretending they were peas. I got 4 lines of 4 making 16, 5 lines of 5 making 25, both square numbers. By the time I got to 81, which was nine lines of nine, I thought to myself – Dave, you’ve definitely gone lockdown loopy. You need to get out more. 
So I did 100, ten lines of ten. Yep. 100 is a square number. I looked at all my dots and my squares and admired them. Everyday's a school day, eh. The spuds went the only way they could. As an accompaniment to the bacon and cabbage.
I’m a square number myself. (sfx- tune Beatles when I’m 64 - clarinet only)
Ach, I was never great with numbers. I was better with algebra. The letters, you see. But I wasn’t great there either. I’m struggling with the R number now, a public health algebraic conundrum. It’s about the level of infection. I’m not sure what the R stands for. Restricted? No, that’s drivers. I think it might be reproduction, for the number of times the virus reproduces. The lower the better. Get it under 1. It’s around point 8 at the minute. I wasn’t much good at decimals either. You put that dot in the wrong place and you’re out millions.
Say the R number was point 5. Does that mean a person with the virus could only infect half of you? If that’s true, I’d like it to be the lower half, from my feet up. Save the lungs. And stop just before the watershed, below the waterworks, which are fragile enough at the best of times. And these are not the best of times.
I need to fess up. That was only a point 5 truth earlier. I’m not a square number. I’m a square number plus 1. I told you I wasn’t great with numbers. Is 1 a square number? I’ll leave that one with you. (sfx – more of the full tune)



Broadcast on BBC Foyle, The Breakfast Show, 1.6.2020 
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Monday, 25 May 2020

VIRUS-TIME SHORT TALKS No. 8: The Birds


No. 8 The Birds 

The daughter got us a book one Christmas – Ireland’s Garden Birds – and it's come into its own, in lockdown time. I still can’t tell my finches from my tits or my wagtails from my wrens. Except that wagtails are bigger. The wee wren is nothing more than a mouth, a feathery voice-box, wherein the call is bigger than the bird. (sfx – wren).
The gardens in our estate back onto each other and there's plenty of space to fly in. The planes at the airport recognise this. They fly over any time they’re working. Generally, our estate’s fly-zone is strictly for the birds, birds I can name and many more I can't. 
There was even a kestrel here a couple of weeks ago. Apparently, it’s quite religious. It’s said to nest in the nearby Cathedral. This one came in over the Fire Station, hovered ominously, then dive-bombed a wee mouse, which it had for lunch. (sfx – kestrel) 
I was reminded of Barry Hines’ great book, Kestrel for a Knave and Ken Loach’s brilliant film Kes, about a wee boy training a kestrel. The kestrel out our back didn’t look like it wanted to be trained. 
All the other birds, especially the wee ones, made themselves scarce when Kes was about. I had the daughter’s book open, looking up kestrels, when they started to return. 
A tiny ball of fluff with a pert sticky-up tail landed and I guessed it was a wren. Yep, there it is, in full colour, on page 92 in the book, cocking and twerking it’s tail, while it sings. 
There’s a pair of robins, of course. They nest behind the broken vent-cover on next door’s wall. They’ve been flat out nest-building and then feeding their young. It struck me that they know little and care less about my lockdown ramblings.
Magpies get a bad press. I know the rhyme ‘one for sorrow’, but I like magpies. Apparently magpies can remember human faces and make friends with people. In fact, some of my closest friends are magpies. (sfx – magpie). 
Birds don’t make friends with cats, who stalk them like tigers. So, a warning to all my tweet-tweet friends, including magpies, remember what they used to say in Hills Street Blues, hey, be careful out there.
But my BFF, my best feathered friend, is the blackbird. (sfx – blackbird).
Francis Ledwidge, the poet-soldier on leave in Ebrington Barracks in 1916, wrote about blackbirds and people, silenced by war
But in the lonely hush of eve
Weeping I grieve the silent bills.’
I heard the Poor Old Woman say
In Derry of the little hills.’
But still, the blackbird sings up and down our street. I’m glad there’s no silent bills, but plenty of bird song. (sfx – lark) Is that a lark, in the clear air? (sfx – tune: lark in the clear air- violin)



Broadcast on BBC Foyle, The Breakfast Show, 25.5.2020 
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Monday, 18 May 2020

VIRUS-TIME SHORT TALKS No. 7: Star Gazing

No. 7 Star gazing 

I’ve been watching Venus, the evening star, since this lock-down started. I’ve seen clear night skies, featuring a jewel, beaming and twinkling, set on a turquoise cloth. Venus is descending now, over the neighbours’ houses. If she keeps going, she’ll end up in the carpark at the back of the doctor’s surgery, at the top of the street.
I’ve never done much gazing at the stars, except for occasionally looking up and going ooooh! I wouldn’t know me plough from me pole. But I do like them. They remind me not to get too full of myself, telling me there’s more going on in the universe than my goings-on, though those are critical to me. Obviously.
Turns out the evening star, Venus, is not a star at all. It’s a planet. Like earth, only more sparkly. Who gets to name the planets and the stars? And where do they get the names? 
Venus was the Roman goddess of love, beauty and fertility. Ancient pictures show a beautiful young woman with hardly a dollion on her. How she didn’t get a cold in her kidneys, I’ll never know. 
Then there’s Adonis, the Greek god of beauty, desire and vegetation. Another handsome youngster with hardly a stitch on him. If I gaze at the stars long enough, will I see an Adonis up there? Or a Dave? Planet Dave? Naw.
I doubt we’ll see many Venus’ and Adonis’ on the local beaches this summer. We’ll be at Step one hundred and fourteen before we get to that. Maybe next year. 
So, I’m going to make a mask out of my mankini. There’s a video doing the rounds of a woman making a mask out of a sock. There’s no way I’m putting a sock of mine across my face. As the mankini will not see service this year, I’ll give it a good soak in bleach and modify the sock-mask instructions.
The best night’s star-gazing I ever had was on the thirty first of December, 1979. Years ago. I was no Adonis, you can be sure, but a hardy boy, with milk-bottle white skin and a ruddy face over a ruddy beard, doing voluntary service in West Africa. Me and a yank, called Doug – had to be – hiked and camped from the town of Basse to the town of Fatoto, beside the The Gambia river. We camped on a bluff above the small town of Garawoll on that New Year’s Eve night and we pinned a bottle of Drambuie. It was hogmanay without Jools Holland. 
We gazed at the stars, countably infinite, above us. Though I wouldn’t have liked to be counting them. The town below us settled for the night, cooking fires and oil lamps went out. Silence descended, a silence that predated time. At first, me and Doug talked serious, but as the wee dram went down, we got giggly and more entertaining. I don’t remember a word of it. But I do remember the stars. 
Now I mainly do my star-gazing at the pictures and on the telly. Tom Cruise in Rain Man. Jennifer Lawrence in American Hustle. Juliette Binoche in Three Colours: Blue. Don Cheadle in anything. Crash. Traitor. 
Mathew McConaughey is in The Lincoln Lawyer, on the box. That’s tonight’s star-gazing sorted.


Broadcast on BBC Foyle, The Breakfast Show, 18.5.2020 
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Monday, 11 May 2020

VIRUS-TIME SHORT TALKS No. 6: Blossom


There’s a cherry tree at the end of our street. It’s just finished shedding its blossom, from branches that hang down like Rapunzel's tresses, cascading out of the tower where she was in forced - not self - isolation. 
Great long tresses she had, which would be no good to her now, as she’d never get a haircut in this town and she’d be better off keeping well socially-distanced from any wannabe princes or other latchicos who might come carousing with their 
Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair. 
Like in the fairy-tale. 
We’re in the middle of a fairy-tale ourselves. Locked up in our – well – towers, with our hair growing out all over the place and nothing to put manners on it only the trusty electric shears that would be better suited to clipping a mountain ewe. 
We’d love to be at the end of it, because to live in the middle of a fairytale is to live in suspense and uncertainty, where every day is a bad hair day. Even for a baldy like me.
My wee electric clipper makes a hornet’s drone of a noise, just as the sounds of summer gear up, around our estate: electric hedge-clippers that sound like steel false teeth rattling in a jar; electric and petrol mowers – you get a couple of them going in tandem and it’s the sound track of the World War 2 film The Battle of the Bulge. Then there’s strimmers, voracious whirligigs that make a swarm of locusts sound like a silent picture. 
And of course the power hoses underscore all the others with roars last heard in that Inferno your man Dante wrote about. No fairy-tale that.
There’s even the odd chainsaw. A lumberjack neighbour brought round his chainsaw and cut down our cherry tree, a while back. I miss it – the tree, not the chainsaw - and seeing the blossom up the street reminded me of it. I’d like another one, not just for ‘keeping up with the Jones’. The people at the end of our block are not called Jones anyway. If that’s what you heard, that’s fake news, which actually started with a story of a cherry tree. Least in the USA, it did. 
George Washington, landowner in the British Colony of Virginia, general, rebel, politician and slave owner, cut down a cherry tree, not with a chainsaw, but with a hatchet. He was only a lad when he did it, so I’m guessing it was a small one. No matter. His da was fuming and tackled him. “Did you cut down my favourite cherry tree, son?” Young George replied “I cannot tell a lie.” 
His father thought his son’s honesty was worth more than a thousand trees and he didn’t chastise the boy. Probably rewarded him with a horse or land or more slaves. It’s a story about the virtue of honesty in the young George Washington, a future US President. Turns out it’s fake news; false; a myth; untrue; a fairytale. In my game, it’s called fiction. Like, saying that drinking cleaning products might be good for your health.
I’m glad the neighbours have a cherry tree. I look forward to seeing the blossom again next spring. When we might be out of our self-isolating towers, back onto the street and meeting up on our way to the hairdressers. I’d love a bob.


Broadcast on BBC Foyle, The Breakfast Show, 11.5.2020 
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Monday, 4 May 2020

VIRUS-TIME SHORT TALKS No. 5: MUGS


No. 5 Mugs 
I’m not saying my perceptions have sharpened since this lockdown started – at my age, they just get more and more rose-tinted – but I have been seeing small things more keenly recently. Ordinary things. 
Like, I don’t know about your house, but our house is coming down with mugs. I don’t mean the people. Certainly not my designated lockdown companion, not one bit of a mug there. No, I mean the things you drink out of. Flat at the bottom, roundy, cylindrical sides, then open at the top. And only one ear. 
Like Van Gogh. (GOF). Aye, Vincent. (sings) Starry, starry night, paint your palette blue and grey. That’s him. Vincent Van Gogh. The artist. He was great with yellow as well. Sunflowers. Magic. Now Van Gogh had only one ear. One handle, you could say. Or if you prefer, only one lug-hole.
It’s said that he took a blade to his mate Paul Gauguin, another painter, when they lived together in Arles, in the South of France, a dispute over turpentine or something and when Gauguin got off-side, Vincent de-lugged himself. Cleaved a slice of the right head-handle off.
Or so they say. Might be fake news. There’s plenty of it about. 
(Sing) Morning fields of amber grain.
So that’s why I thought of Vincent van Gogh when I was looking at all the mugs in the house. The things you see in lockdown, eh? 
My best mug is 20 years old. I know that because the lad brought it back from the jersey shore when he went on a swimming camp there. It’s branded Ron Jon’s Surf Shop and when you read the logo, the handle is in the left ear position, just like Van Gogh’s good lug. I know, you could turn it round, but then you’d be looking at the back of Van Gogh’s head. As it were.
I’m seeing this all anew, in virus-time. Like the wheelie bins lined up the street, every Wednesday, after an out rider from the refuse collection posse gets them into position for the wagon coming round later. They look statuesque and inscrutable, especially the ones coloured Van Gogh blue. 
They make me think of the statues of heads on Easter Island, in the South Pacific, huge stone statues over five hundred years old. Many of them are shy an ear or two. The people who built them weren’t mugs, I can tell you.
I know. A mug is a small thing. I just think small things are important, especially now. Small things can be precious. Looking closely at them can open up big stories. As the great Indian novelist, Arundhati Roy wrote, in her Booker-Prize winning novel, The God of Small Things.
The Great Stories are the ones you have heard and want to hear again. The ones you can enter anywhere and inhabit comfortably.

You know what? It must be time to get comfortable and read that book again. Kettle on. Muggatay. (sings) Starry, starry night, paint your palette (fade) 



Broadcast on BBC Foyle, The Breakfast Show, 4.5.2020 
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